This parenting exam better have a word bank….
| 1: | Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? |
| 2: | Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? |
| 3: | What if I told you that you were pretty? |
| 4: | Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? |
| 5: | Are you interested in anyone right now? |
| 6: | What are you looking forward to in the next week? |
| 7: | Do you want to be single? |
| 8: | Did you go out or stay in last night? |
| 9: | How late did you stay up last night? |
| 10: | Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? |
| 11: | Last three things you had to drink? |
| 12: | Have you pretended to like someone? |
| 13: | Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? |
| 14: | Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? |
| 15: | Is it hard for you to get over someone? |
| 16: | Think back five months ago, were you single? |
| 17: | What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? |
| 18: | Hold hands with anyone this week? |
| 19: | Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? |
| 20: | What would you name your future daughter? |
| 21: | Do you miss anyone? |
| 22: | Have you kissed three or more people in one night? |
| 23: | Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? |
| 24: | Are you good at hiding your feelings? |
| 25: | Have you ever cried from being so mad? |
| 26: | Who did you last see in person? |
| 27: | Are you listening to music right now? |
| 28: | What is something you currently want right now? |
| 29: | What is the last thing you said out lot? |
| 30: | How is your heart lately? |
| 31: | Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? |
| 32: | Are you wearing socks? |
| 33: | What do people call you? |
| 34: | Will you talk to the person you like tonight? |
| 35: | Are there any stressful situations in your life? |
| 36: | Who did you last share a bed with? |
| 37: | Did you do something bad today? |
| 38: | When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? |
| 39: | Do you get stressed out easily? |
| 40: | Will you sing today? |
| 41: | Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? |
| 42: | Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? |
| 43: | Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? |
| 44: | What are you listening to right now? |
| 45: | What is wrong with you right now? |
| 46: | What is on your wrists right now? |
| 47: | Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea |
| 48: | What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? |
| 49: | Do you make wishes at 11:11? |
| 50: | Are you a good artist? |
| 51: | Love really is a beautiful thing huh? |
| 52: | Do you miss the way things were six months ago? |
| 53: | Ever been on a golf cart? |
| 54: | Do you have trust issues? |
| 55: | Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? |
| 56: | Do you own something from Hot Topic? |
| 57: | Do you use chap stick? |
| 58: | Have you ever slapped someone in the face? |
| 59: | Do you have a little sister? |
| 60: | Have you ever been to New York? |
| 61: | Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? |
| 62: | Have you hugged someone within the last week? |
| 63: | What were you doing at midnight last night? |
| 64: | Have you ever regretted kissing someone? |
| 65: | Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? |
| 66: | Were your last three kisses from the same person? |
| 67: | Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? |
| 68: | Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? |
| 69: | Will next Friday be a good one? |
| Hair: | How many wigs do you own? |
| Skin: | Do you tan easily? |
| Eyes: | What is your favorite show to watch? |
| Nose: | What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance? |
| Mouth: | Do you want to kiss anyone right now? |
| Tongue: | What was in your last meal? |
| Windpipe: | Do you sing? |
| Neck: | Do you wear necklaces? |
| Ears: | How many times have you heard something you wish you never had? |
| Cheeks: | Do you blush easily? |
| Wrists: | Do you/ have you self-harmed? |
| Hands: | Are you an artist/writer? |
| Fingers: | Do you play an instrument? |
| Heart: | Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know? |
| Lungs: | Do you smoke cigarettes? |
| Breasts/chest: | Are your maternal/parental instincts strong? |
| Stomach: | Do you feel confident in your body image? |
| Back: | Are you a virgin? |
| Hips: | Do you like to dance? |
| Vagina/Penis: | Have you been judged because of your gender? |
| Ass: | Have you ever been sexually assaulted? If so, have you recovered and what is your advice for others in the same situation? |
| Thighs: | Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly? |
| Knees: | Have you ever cheated on someone? |
| Ankles: | Have you ever been arrested? |
| Feet: | Do you ever wear heels just for the Hell of it? |
| Toes: | Do you like country music? |
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via alexthephoenix)